toscas_kiss: Tosca's Kiss Steampunk Kiss (Prussia - Prost!)
2012-06-13 12:00 am

Prussia says: Break out your Waterwings!

Sealand is soon to be the hot new tourist spot for 2012:


Sealand

(actually, I think Prussia probably says, "Well, it's obvious that I didn't train those German and Dutch mercenaries.")

.
toscas_kiss: Tosca's Kiss Steampunk Kiss (Heh.)
2012-06-08 11:34 pm

Under the Iron Sky

So Space Nazis proved to be as amusing onscreen as they are in concept.

I saw "Iron Sky" tonight and thoroughly recommend it. It's been ages since I've seen a decent black comedy and this one really hit all bases - social, political, racial, gender, fashion and sexual mores all coming in for a good poking, as well as sprinkles of wit and some light dashes of situational comedy. The big 'twist' - although obvious - had myself and the rest of the audience cackling with glee. It was also worth going to see it on the big screen for the kickass battles and space effects.

A big Thumbs Up from me and I'll be buying the DVD when it's released.

ETA: In terms of stars, I'd give it 4/5.

toscas_kiss: Tosca's Kiss Steampunk Kiss (Oh Shit!)
2012-04-09 07:24 pm
Entry tags:

Yet Another SNAFU for the Zombie Apocalypse meme

Meme gakked from [livejournal.com profile] dameange:

Go look at your blog/journal. Find the last fandom-related thing you posted. The characters in that post are now your team-mates in the Zombie Apocalypse. How fucked are you?


Which was... Stargate Atlantis. And I only mentioned botanists David Parrish and Katie Brown.

Very.

I am so very, very fucked.
toscas_kiss: Tosca's Kiss Steampunk Kiss (WTF?!)
2012-03-30 12:30 pm
Entry tags:

Hot defensive bee balls, Batman!

Because if you thought the genre of Japanese psychic-morphing-weapons-robot manga was weird and stupidly unrealistic? Here are Japanese bees to show you that fact really is stranger than (or in this case - the same as) fiction:

Japanese honeybees cook enemy in hot defensive bee ball

:-O

Posted via LiveJournal app for iPhone.

toscas_kiss: Tosca's Kiss Steampunk Kiss (Fear Panic Mayhem My work is done)
2012-03-27 01:01 am
Entry tags:

Black & hungry humor

Not sure which town it's from originally, but pretty darn funny:
Theatre Notice

~
toscas_kiss: Tosca's Kiss Steampunk Kiss (Default)
2012-01-10 01:16 pm
Entry tags:

How to Accept the Fact That You Are Getting Old


OMG! It's so true too.
[furtively eyes all her Soundgarden CDs]

Posted via LiveJournal app for iPhone.

toscas_kiss: Akihito: Ah! (Ah!)
2010-10-08 12:47 am

New York City supports Tentacle Pr0n

Was wandering past the UN on my NY holiday today, and look - Statues of Great Tentacle Porniness!



toscas_kiss: Tosca's Kiss Steampunk Kiss (You DON'T want to know)
2010-08-08 01:14 am
Entry tags:

Tentacle porn - we has it





Before you say "WTF? Is Tosca taking lewd tentacle porn photos now?", this was actually an advertisement poster (without the 'Octopi love' wording) in a clothing store I passed by with [livejournal.com profile] daegaer and [livejournal.com profile] louiselux tonight.

Semi-naked man grasping two octopi. Advertising clothing. I kid you not.
toscas_kiss: Tosca's Kiss Steampunk Kiss (Smile like hell)
2007-11-30 03:19 pm
Entry tags:

The Democrat Nutcracker

One of the more apt pieces of political memorabilia currently available:



Yours from Amazon for a knock-down price of $20 (not that one would ever infer Hillary comes cheap).
toscas_kiss: Tosca's Kiss Steampunk Kiss (Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill! Kill!)
2007-11-29 02:07 pm

Reason #666 why I love Hello Kitty:

All my deepest fantasies finally merge together - after work I can now mow down all those obnoxious %*&£% commuters at Paddington Station with... a Hello Kitty Assault Rifle!





"The perfect gift for the young lady of the house. Please note the note the hand-crocheted shoulder-stock muffler and the anodized titanium plating.

This fully functional firearm fires standard 7.62mm 125 or 150 grain ammunition with a muzzle velocity of approximately 710 meters per second and a maximum effective range of approximately 300 meters. Several choices in stock wood are available.

With a limited run of only 500, buy now before they're gone! A mere $100 extra includes Glambo's signature wood-burnt into the opposite side of the handguard."

A bargain at only $1072.95 from Glamguns.com


NB: Yes, I am joking. And yes, the gun really is real.
toscas_kiss: Tosca's Kiss Steampunk Kiss (Smile like hell)
2007-11-29 01:09 pm
Entry tags:

Thursday Humour

Nothing kills the doldrums faster than watching a hard rock/metal band caper 'round a stage to a cheezy Bavarian drinking song. For all Rammstein fans (and really, anyone needing amusement) out there, this fanvid makes me scream with laughter every time I watch it:

toscas_kiss: Tosca's Kiss Steampunk Kiss (Default)
2007-04-05 03:11 pm
Entry tags:

How to Wash A Cat

This is really, really funny!



How to Wash A Cat - By Bud Herron