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toscas_kiss) wrote2011-10-28 11:14 pm
toscas_kiss) wrote2011-10-28 11:14 pm
Deathbed humour
Oh god I am die-ing (or doing a reasonable facsimile of the prepatory stages thereof). My chest feels like sandpaper, my flem is green and I have the sniffles and a headache. Argh.
However this NSFM quote briefly cheered me up and made me LMAO. . .
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?":
80% of women nowadays are against marriage. Why? Because they realise it isn't worth buying an entire pig, just to get a little sausage."
However this NSFM quote briefly cheered me up and made me LMAO. . .
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?":
80% of women nowadays are against marriage. Why? Because they realise it isn't worth buying an entire pig, just to get a little sausage."