Deathbed humour
Oct. 28th, 2011 11:14 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
toscas_kissOh god I am die-ing (or doing a reasonable facsimile of the prepatory stages thereof). My chest feels like sandpaper, my flem is green and I have the sniffles and a headache. Argh.
However this NSFM quote briefly cheered me up and made me LMAO. . .
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?":
80% of women nowadays are against marriage. Why? Because they realise it isn't worth buying an entire pig, just to get a little sausage."
However this NSFM quote briefly cheered me up and made me LMAO. . .
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?":
80% of women nowadays are against marriage. Why? Because they realise it isn't worth buying an entire pig, just to get a little sausage."
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Date: 2011-10-29 07:00 am (UTC)The quote is excellent, haha. :D
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Date: 2011-10-31 05:55 pm (UTC)*pets* sorry to hear you're feeling unwell. *gives tea*