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Human Virus Scanner
The virus that have infected you will be show here along with thier cures, if known.

Viruses you suffer from:

Junkfood
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.
Sci-fi
Stop wearing the stick-on ears.
Goth
Grow up. Let your roots grow out. Listen to Britney.
BBCB
CTRL-Break, and get a real computer. Repeat: "Mode 7 was not a good thing."
British
No need for cure. Benign virus.
Industrial
Everyone likes folk. No, really. Maybe you should listen to the Incredible String Band.
Windows
Try MacOS X. It's based on UNIX, it has a smoother UI than Windows and it doesn't suck.
As an extra feature the boxes look nice.
Politics
Stop caring!
Brand Names
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.
Conspiracy Theory
Face it, the elected government is in control. Actually that's quite scary.
Environmentalism
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.

Viruses you might suffer from:

Pokemon (80%)
Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!
USA (90%)
Rule, Britannia! Britannia rule the waves! [repeat]
Religion (80%)
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)
Discordia (90%)
Buy a suit. Invest your money. Eat hotdog buns on a friday.
Computer Games (80%)
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.
Hippyism (78%)
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.
Macintosh (80%)
Use a mouse with more than one button.
Prog Rock (60%)
Long hair looks dumb with a bald spot. Listen to CD's they don't crackle.
Southampton (69%)
Move to the Isle of Wight.