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I'm halfway through (finally!) watching Firefly, and rather than inspiring me with loads of Mal/Simon smutfests (OK, it does that too, but...) I can't get out of my head the cracktastic notion I should be writing Full Metal Alchemist as Firefly:

Dr Simon Tam = Edward Elric
River Tam = Alphonse Elric
Cptn Mal Reynolds = Cnl Roy Mustang
Zoë Washburne = Lt Riza Hawkeye
Hoban Washburne = Lt Jean Havok
Kaylee Frye = Winry Rockbell
Jayne Cobb = Mjr Alex Louis Armstrong [in terms of dramatic use, not personality]
Shepherd Derrial Book = ? Marcoh ?
Innara Serra = Lt.Cnl Maes Hughes [as suggested by jmtorres]

Crackcrackcrackcrackcrackcrackcrackcrackcrackcrackcrackcrack

[Runs away to wash out brain]