Knowledge meme, gacked from bravecows

Why not take this opportunity to tell me a little something about yourself?
Any old thing at all.
Just so the next time I see your name on my flist I can say: "Ah, there's so and so...she/he wears mismatched socks." I'd love it if every single person who friended me would do this.
Yes, even you people who I know really well.