Gakked from
spubba (because I don't feel like writing fiction today) the "Fandoms Reading" meme:
One True Pairing Ship:Brad Crawford/Schuldig (Weiss Kreuz)
Psi-talented sociopathic assassins in love - how could it get any better?
Canon Ship: Daniel/Jack (Stargate SG-1) oops, I meant Tom Paris/Bel'ana Torres (Star Trek Voyager)
Take 1 self-sabotaging prettyboy spacefleet brat, add 1 chip-on-the-shoulder halfbreed rebel engineer, stir, and stand well back from resulting explosion.
"When this happens, I just want to stab my eyes out with a spork." Ship:Gil Grissom/Sara Sidle (CSI)
Needy Force meet Oblivious Object. A train wreck in the watching.
"You're one sick bastard, I'm so going to hell for reading it!" Ship:Weasleycest. Malfoycest. (Harry Potter)
[winces]
"I'm so ashamed, but I dabbled a bit" Ship: 6x2 Zechs Marquise/Duo Maxwell (Gundam Wing)
It's the hair, I tell you. Blame the hair.
"It's like a car crash, but I can't look away." Ship:Jane/Simon (Firefly)
You just
know it's gonna end badly... for a start, he gives his guns' girl's names.
"Tickles my fancy but not sold quite yet" Ship: Spike/Willow (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)
Red and white and sexy all over... too bad most fanfic writers can't push past the schmoop.
"Makes no canon sense but why the hell not" Ship: Walter Skinner/Alex Krycek (X-Files)
Bald & Buff with Pretty & Psychotic - I guess it just pushes my buttons.
"Everyone else loves it but I just don't feel it" Ship: Sirius Black/Remus Lupin (Harry Potter)
The guy's a dog - in all senses of the word. Wise up Wolfboy!
"When all is said and done" Ship: Seamus Harper/Tyr Anasazi (Andromeda)
Belong together. Someone stick that damn Commonwealth leftover back in the black hole.