Von Strucker is not the only one turning in his grave...

Ohmigod - David Hasselhoff as Nick Fury! Eeee!

Yep, Marvel's "Nick Fury - Agent of Shield", starring K.I.T.T.'s sidekick.

All I can say is it's a bad, bad movie. But eminently watchable for the dire dialogue, OTT female HYDRA villain (who has the maniacal evildoer's laugh down pat), and the dweeby Frightfully British newbie SHIELD agent (about whom the female villain declares to her men "You can have the woman. I'll take him - the pretty one."!).

It's a worry when your mind automatically looks for sparkage between the young naif and the grizzled older hero (especially when the latter is David Hasselfhoff). In my defense however, there was more chemistry even between Hasselhoff and his penpushing anal boss (Maybourne! Maybourne! who gets punched in the face again - that seems to be a common theme with his roles) than there was between Hasselhoff and the female romantic interest.

And Fury and Pearce did seem to get on well in an 'awestruck worshipping bottom/amused condescending top' kinda way... Bwahahaha!

WK: "Not quite tamed" G drabble (Nagi)

Another Weiss Kreuz ficlet written for wk_100's "Weapon of Choice" challenge. This time Nagi, post-Gluhen.


Not quite tamed


"Nagi-san, I only left for five minutes! it was dinnerti… "

Mikibo’s excuse petered out at a look from the head of security. Silence permeated the room. A slight rattling noise got louder and louder, until every item in the room was visibly shaking. Mikibo blanched, eyes wide and terrified.

"If this happens again," Nagi said icily, "You will regret it. Now get out of my sight."

Mikibo bowed and fled wordlessly. Nagi smiled. Omi had made him promise he’d never use his power on Kritiker personnel, but he’d found the belief that he would was almost as effective a weapon.