Yami no Matsuei: In which Hisoka decides that it is absolutely imperative that he steal Tsuzuki's pillow in the most adorable, OOC, and fluffy way possible, and Xxxxx doesn't even bother trying to write a decent summary.
And this is supposed to in any way at all tempt us into actually reading the story? [keels over in diabetic shock]
Weiss Kreuz: aya is an elf hunter and gets an assignment to kill one of the hardest elves to track down. he starts having dreams about her, and when they finally meet, aya can't kill her. what is it thats holding aya back?
Personally, I would have said it was his lack of capitals.
Saiyuki: The Sanzo Party finds a young girl in the desert and are told they have to bring her with them. Two words. Oh Shit.
One word. Mary-sue.
Rurouni Kenshin: You've mess with the WRONG DANE" she replied and lunged at him ending his life
I get a very odd visual of a busty Teutonic Valkyrie waving a katana from this summary...
Ranma: A woman is only as interesting as the façade she puts forth. But what lies behind the façade of those that lie in the background.
There's logic in there. Somewhere. Maybe.
Naruto: For shinobi, love is given a fleeting glace. Especially with someone not from their world
A fleeting glace? Isn't that some kind of short-lived sugared cherry? [innuendo intended]
Gundam Wing: What would happen if someone like me were to team up with the gundam pilots?
Like any sensible terrorist, they would shoot you out of hand for being a security risk.
And this is supposed to in any way at all tempt us into actually reading the story? [keels over in diabetic shock]
Weiss Kreuz: aya is an elf hunter and gets an assignment to kill one of the hardest elves to track down. he starts having dreams about her, and when they finally meet, aya can't kill her. what is it thats holding aya back?
Personally, I would have said it was his lack of capitals.
Saiyuki: The Sanzo Party finds a young girl in the desert and are told they have to bring her with them. Two words. Oh Shit.
One word. Mary-sue.
Rurouni Kenshin: You've mess with the WRONG DANE" she replied and lunged at him ending his life
I get a very odd visual of a busty Teutonic Valkyrie waving a katana from this summary...
Ranma: A woman is only as interesting as the façade she puts forth. But what lies behind the façade of those that lie in the background.
There's logic in there. Somewhere. Maybe.
Naruto: For shinobi, love is given a fleeting glace. Especially with someone not from their world
A fleeting glace? Isn't that some kind of short-lived sugared cherry? [innuendo intended]
Gundam Wing: What would happen if someone like me were to team up with the gundam pilots?
Like any sensible terrorist, they would shoot you out of hand for being a security risk.