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Sealand is soon to be the hot new tourist spot for 2012:


Sealand

(actually, I think Prussia probably says, "Well, it's obvious that I didn't train those German and Dutch mercenaries.")

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So Space Nazis proved to be as amusing onscreen as they are in concept.

I saw "Iron Sky" tonight and thoroughly recommend it. It's been ages since I've seen a decent black comedy and this one really hit all bases - social, political, racial, gender, fashion and sexual mores all coming in for a good poking, as well as sprinkles of wit and some light dashes of situational comedy. The big 'twist' - although obvious - had myself and the rest of the audience cackling with glee. It was also worth going to see it on the big screen for the kickass battles and space effects.

A big Thumbs Up from me and I'll be buying the DVD when it's released.

ETA: In terms of stars, I'd give it 4/5.

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Meme gakked from [livejournal.com profile] dameange:

Go look at your blog/journal. Find the last fandom-related thing you posted. The characters in that post are now your team-mates in the Zombie Apocalypse. How fucked are you?


Which was... Stargate Atlantis. And I only mentioned botanists David Parrish and Katie Brown.

Very.

I am so very, very fucked.
toscas_kiss: Tosca's Kiss Steampunk Kiss (WTF?!)

Because if you thought the genre of Japanese psychic-morphing-weapons-robot manga was weird and stupidly unrealistic? Here are Japanese bees to show you that fact really is stranger than (or in this case - the same as) fiction:

Japanese honeybees cook enemy in hot defensive bee ball

:-O

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toscas_kiss: Tosca's Kiss Steampunk Kiss (Fear Panic Mayhem My work is done)
Not sure which town it's from originally, but pretty darn funny:
Theatre Notice

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OMG! It's so true too.
[furtively eyes all her Soundgarden CDs]



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Was wandering past the UN on my NY holiday today, and look - Statues of Great Tentacle Porniness!



toscas_kiss: Tosca's Kiss Steampunk Kiss (You DON'T want to know)




Before you say "WTF? Is Tosca taking lewd tentacle porn photos now?", this was actually an advertisement poster (without the 'Octopi love' wording) in a clothing store I passed by with [livejournal.com profile] daegaer and [livejournal.com profile] louiselux tonight.

Semi-naked man grasping two octopi. Advertising clothing. I kid you not.
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One of the more apt pieces of political memorabilia currently available:



Yours from Amazon for a knock-down price of $20 (not that one would ever infer Hillary comes cheap).
toscas_kiss: Tosca's Kiss Steampunk Kiss (Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill! Kill!)
All my deepest fantasies finally merge together - after work I can now mow down all those obnoxious %*&£% commuters at Paddington Station with... a Hello Kitty Assault Rifle!





"The perfect gift for the young lady of the house. Please note the note the hand-crocheted shoulder-stock muffler and the anodized titanium plating.

This fully functional firearm fires standard 7.62mm 125 or 150 grain ammunition with a muzzle velocity of approximately 710 meters per second and a maximum effective range of approximately 300 meters. Several choices in stock wood are available.

With a limited run of only 500, buy now before they're gone! A mere $100 extra includes Glambo's signature wood-burnt into the opposite side of the handguard."

A bargain at only $1072.95 from Glamguns.com


NB: Yes, I am joking. And yes, the gun really is real.
toscas_kiss: Tosca's Kiss Steampunk Kiss (Smile like hell)
Nothing kills the doldrums faster than watching a hard rock/metal band caper 'round a stage to a cheezy Bavarian drinking song. For all Rammstein fans (and really, anyone needing amusement) out there, this fanvid makes me scream with laughter every time I watch it:

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This is really, really funny!



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